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It was only a matter of time.

Despite my neighborhood being abnormally decent for most of the year, I had predicted Hell would break lose on Fourth of July, and I was right. Here's a few highlights of the night:

  • Multiple households was arguing with their neighbors.

  • The police pounded on someone's door.

  • A retarded household threw firecrackers at oncoming vehicles.

  • An old man wiggled his penis.

  • A woman yelled at her boyfriend because he was driving drunk.

  • Unattended children lit extremely loud firecrackers at 1 a.m.

The only thing missing was loud music...

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