To start issuing citations immediately.
Officer Plover the Pacific golden plover went missing while Hawaii was experiencing high winds earlier last week.
I'm happy to report that bird is back watching the traffic next to its feeding grounds.
It must be fascinated watching the lunatics that speeds on the road because it can watch the traffic for hours.
That's the only plover in my neighborhood that went missing during that period.
It must have seen the wind blow a cattle egret into a vertical postion -- while it was flying.