There's only one answer to that question.
Someone on Twitter asked if they should spend Halloween in Kailua-Kona or Hilo this year, claiming that's a hard decision. To make their decision easier, I've embedded a visual example of a typical party in each of those locations:
A typical party in Kailua-Kona:
A typical party in Hilo:
It seems as if that person is facing a no win situation...