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Listed below is the top five reasons why I disinvite people from my royal Hawaiian parties:

  1. They use the term "f****** haole."

  2. I'm allergic to their pilau attitude.

  3. They stay hu hu about tu kai.

  4. I found out they're friends with my lolo 'a'aka luna.

  5. They when da kine.

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