So hard she thought it was still Thanksgiving.

One of the lesbians in my neighborhood has been in full party force since December 31, 2014. On New Years Day alone I saw that woman drink an entire bottle of whisky! Here's a few hilarious quotes that she yelled over the past few days:

• "Happy f*****g Thanksgiving!"

• "Hey, mathafacka. I thought dat cracker was one f*****g bomb!"

• "I when f*****g pass out last night and when I when wake up she was in my f*****g legs!"

• "Happy New Year mathafackas!"

• "I when pass out again! This time my f*****g feet was sticking out da door."

• "Holy s**t I when piss my panties!"

That's what she said.