By "women" I mean "titas."pacific golden plover 003

While I was observing a Pacific Golden Plover searching for food, two women came within 200 feet of that bird that immediately screamed and evacuated.

Ironically, that bird doesn't fly away unless someone comes within 30 feet, so something about those women gave it the creeps. Here's a few words that describes those women:

  • Huge.

  • Loud.

  • Vulgar.

Poor bird must have thought those women would eat it whole. I pretty much confirmed that bird hated those women because it flew back as soon as they left.

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