You won't believe what he was stroking.
One of the downsides to visiting Hilo, Hawaii, is putting up with the high percentage of disgusting teenagers that wasn't raised with class.
The other day while I was walking around a corner, I was shocked to see a teenage boy stroking his girlfriends entire body on the streets during school hours!
No one in their right state of mind would skip school and do sexual gestures on the streets. That's crazy.
Note to taxpayers: Brace yourself to sign another big welfare check...